Two eighth graders in Houston's Crockett Middle School were caught in a sex act ... in the classroom ... during class!
Several students witnessed the undescribed sex act, which reportedly happened when the teacher stepped out of the classroom. If you close your eyes and visualize every 13-year-old boy's fantasy, you can probably imagine what happened. Vividly. What hath Bill Clinton wrought?
Remember the good ol' days, when high schoolers talked more about sex than actually doing it? When you made out in the back seat on Lover's Lane? When you were embarrassed to take off your clothes in a junior-high locker room?
Well, forget them. Those days are apparently long gone.