Graf of the Week: Oh man, Omani

It's only Monday, but I think I've found the paragraph that will beat all comers in the next six days. It comes from the obituary of a famed British "escapologist" in today's London Telegraph:

"The Great Omani could not hold a glass because he was flat on his back with his hnds set in concrete, so the barmaid poured neat rum down his throat. He nearly choked."

Ever wonder what an escape artist's epitaph might say? The Great Omani wrote his own:

They have put the Great Omani in a box

They're using nails instead of locks

But at the funeral, do not despair

There's still a chance Omani won't be there.

Always showing off. R.I.P., Great Omani. R.I.P.