Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Geography of Men and Women


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path , with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.


Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a dick.

Thanks to my loving daughter for this expert bit of romantic anthropology ...


Ivy said...

i wish i had something witty to say!

Erik said...

I'd amend the men's side as I wasn't ruled by my "little brain" until I was a teenager. But otherwise pretty spot on and really funny!

Love, Rita said...

I really wanted to be offended by having my age group likened to Great Britain...but I was laughing too hard by the time I finished to be offended by any of it. This was great.

Robin said...

HA! I cannot stop laughing.....