A two-fer! Cruising the newspapers of the world for you pays dividends! You wouldn't believe the stuff out there!
First, this headline from Breitbart.com:
"Man says wild sex caused SUV accident"
And then this amazingly tantalizing paragraph from the Tasmanian Mercury:
"Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind. The woman's vacuum cleaner had also been left in the bathroom."
Disclaimer: We don't make this stuff up.