Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Headline AND Graf of the Week

A two-fer! Cruising the newspapers of the world for you pays dividends! You wouldn't believe the stuff out there!

First, this headline from Breitbart.com:

"Man says wild sex caused SUV accident"

And then this amazingly tantalizing paragraph from the Tasmanian Mercury:

"Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind. The woman's vacuum cleaner had also been left in the bathroom."

Disclaimer: We don't make this stuff up.

1 comment:

The Vacuum Sensei said...

As a vacuum repairman I've heard some crazy things you wouldn't expect to happen with a vacuum cleaner. But a sex toy? That's something that would only happen in in 2000 and beyond.