I watched Britney's performance on the Internet today and it was truly a bomb (not the good kind.) She couldn't match her lips to the words, danced like a wounded duck, and basically made a fool of herself ... but fat? Folks, take a look at the photo from her performance here ... maybe there's a little more of Britney than before she stopped wearing underwear, but fat?
OK, maybe her mother wears Army boots. Maybe she's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. Maybe she's wearing a wig. But c'mon ... fat?
Maybe she's fat in Hollywood, the eating disorder capital of the world. But here in the middle of America, where there are plenty of Americans with middles, Britney wouldn't even qualify as "slightly pudgy."