(Nicole Fruge / San Antonio Express-News)
The Texas Redneck Games seemed like a real hoot, but now local authorities are grumbling that the rowdy event was bigger and badder than they expected. as a result, the organizer might face some minor charges relating to crowd control.
Some of them thar muckety-mucks up yonder in Henderson County gots they panties in a bunch 'cuz some of them 8,000 rednecks was drinking beers and speeding around on they ATVs and showing they boobs and pickin' fights and such. Shoot, my Granny coulda told 'em that was gonna happen.
But all the disgruntlement is worth it, if only so we can hear a redneck sheriff's deputy say this:
"They called these people rednecks. I'm from East Texas and I know rednecks. Personally I'm having trouble distinguishing the rednecks from the white trash."
What's the dang difference?