Fresh from rehab, Lindsay Lohan was busted again early today for drunk driving ... and cops also found cocaine in her pants pocket. Maybe she'll get the Paris Hilton Suite at LA County Jail.
If you remember, Lindsay was wearing one of those high-tech alcohol-monitor ankle bracelets. Clearly, it's costume jewelry that's not worth its weight in microchips.
I'm afraid one of these celebutards is gonna have to kill herself before young girls realize how destructive their behavior can be.