Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Help Wanted Ad of the Week:
On payday, you'll be loaded

This help-wanted ad appeared in the Randolph (Vermont) Herald, undoubtedly causing the town's 146 slacker kids to rush downtown:
Do you wake up in the morning getting high? Do you think you can make a career out of getting high? Do you work well while high? Do you have higher aspirations for getting high? Are you looking for a higher salary? If so, come get high with Chimney Savers, 728-3900. Call the office for higher employment to reach new heights tomorrow.

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