Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Graf of the Week:
... Or are you just happy to see me?

It's nice to know the weird and wacky world of journalism didn't suddenly go milquetoast while I was away. Here's the best news paragraph I've seen since I got back, courtesy of the Miami Herald:
"According to the 17-year-old [boy], the woman was on top of him when he saw something he didn't expect under her bikini bottom."

You know you wanna read more! Click here for the full story.

1 comment:

Jill said...

Can't tell a player without a program these days. Sounds like neither one of these people was minding their own business.