Maximize your child's Google-ability!

According to The Wall Street Journal, some expectant parents "are beginning to Google prospective baby names to ensure that their kids won’t face too much competition in securing a high search rank."

Well, that makes a shower gift easy ... just buy the baby's domain name!

"Mommy, why is my name 'Jennifer Will Make You Rich Anderson'?" "Because, little JWMYR, mommy and daddy and Google just loved that name!"

Some people really take this birth thing a little too far.