QUOTE OF THE WEEKNews that slipped through the crack

You might think we make this stuff up, but we're not that creative.

Here's the set-up: A dominatrix claims she hooked up with a local cop, who asked her to perform a rather perverse sexual act. The cop was later busted for misconduct and now the dominatrix is testifying at his trial, where she said:

"He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx."

Some days, I love this job.