Today, Hamas' military wing called on Muslims around the world to attack American targets.
"America is offering political, financial and logistic cover for the Zionist occupation crimes, and it is responsible for the Beit Hanoun massacre [an apparent misfiring of an IDF artillery shell in the Gaza Strip.] Therefore, the people and the nation all over the globe are required to teach the American enemy tough lessons," Hamas said in a press release sent to The Associated Press.
Gosh, am I the only guy who didn't realize Hamas had been neutral up 'til now?
No nation in the world has worked harder than America toward establishing a separate Palestinian state -- not even the Palestinians themselves. Hamas has done more to damage the prospects of peace in Gaza than any other. If Palestinians truly want a homeland -- and not merely the annihilation of Israel -- they'd reach out to those nations that support the idea, not bomb them. Go figure.
And it's hard to imagine how Hamas' call for attacks on America could breathe even more fire into anti-U.S. Islamic radicals than already burns in them. But maybe it will and a few more young Palestinians will blow themselves up for Allah. This should turn out well, don't you think?
Luckily, the Democrats now control the U.S. House and maybe the Senate, and they will be able to solve this radical Muslim mess within the week. Maybe sooner. They promised they would.