Teddy Kennedy is gonna write a children's book.
The 56-page book, "My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C.," "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law,"according to its publisher, Scholastic, Inc.
Well, Madonna wrote a kids' book, but some things just don't seem right. What's next?
"How to Make New Friends" by Jack Abramoff?
"Ahmed and the Big Boom" by Osama bin Laden?
"I Hate You! I Hate You!" by Howard Dean?
"Jesus Loves You (But Not You)" by Rev. Pat Robertson?
"10 Fun Things To Do During a Time-Out" by PeeWee Herman?