Friday, November 18, 2005

Welcome to the ... Rooster Ranch?

The ever-entrepreneurial Heidi Fleiss now has a new idea: A brothel for women. The famous Hollywood madam -- apparently no longer a "former" madam -- announced plans this week to open a whorehouse for girls in Nevada, where prostitution is legal in some places. Hey, what's good for the gander is good for the goose, right?

It's only fair. Heidi frames it as just another streetcorner on the long road to women's ultimate liberation, telling the Los Angeles Times:

"Women are more independent these days; they make more money and it's hard to meet people," Fleiss said as she packed for what she said would be a permanent move to Nevada."You wouldn't believe the number of women who've told me, 'Heidi, if you do this, I'll be the first one in line!' I mean, relationships are harder than dieting, you know what I mean?"

You gotta hand it to Heidi: She might have found the one job that even lazy men will want to do.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dearest heidi,
women outlive men everyday!!!!!!
I am waiting to go the "rooster ranch i would even invest....there are alot of widows out there with money...i want it...i want to invest in it.